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Name: ÅhShî
Birthday: 9/4/1986
Gender: Female


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Tuesday, November 16, 2010

WoW. (.)(.)


Sometimes I'm not as tough as I give myself credit for. Of course though, I'm going to pretend (another word for practice) I am what I want my inner-traits to progress into outwardly.The Best Advice In the World:Don't ever let someone on the little more extreme side of the attention deficit diagnosis (ADD/ADHD combined, the worst!) go a day without medication. That especially applies to days when that 2 combo kook is really sick and grumpy.

...It had better not be an unknown fact that I expell the majority of instances in always being right/truthful [you say opinionated, dickweed], but that comes with the price of  not always being sure on how to say it right to people. I get in trouble and misunderstood, but that's mostly when I have to approach someone (or group) and call them out. Yeah, I have the balls to call out a whole fucking group of people. Either know what's right, or know how to say what's wrong in the way that makes it sound right. It would be super nice to say the right truths the right way.

Ah, the drugs will be put back into me tomorrow and I will be able to hold me up.

Back and forth, there's a pattern of spending months on the meds and months off, due to circumstances. When I'm on, well, that's getting to actually be my true self that this bull shit neurobiologically based disorder prevents me from bringing out. The first several days off of it or fucking horrible!!!!!!!!!!!! That's when you don't like my feisty dominant ass. After that rough patch though, I'm usually able to learn to practice again how to control some things, nothing of much though, but a little bit of enough to not be a jerk.


Thursday, November 11, 2010

And You Thought You Knew All About the Female Orgasm[s].

I left a comment somewhere and decided it's too good of information for someone else to keep over there instead of here. It goes here too.

I learned by accident, back in the day when no smart guy knew a woman can orgasm. I cum quickly and during the whole sex session, however long it last. Orgasm after orgasm, like a sex session is one big orgasm. Try that. Make it all about how many times you can keep going. As a woman, you're freaking lucky to have the possibility of multiples, so go practice! Guy can too but it's not known by them (some tantric stuff in orgasming multiples without ejaculation).

Hooray for the G-Spot! We women will tell you there are 2 kinds of female orgasms; clitoral and g-spot. The truth is, There are THREE. Learn to master the first two, and someday, you will learn to have a combined orgasm. Like, it's always the best day of your life when a woman learns to squirt. This is better than that. =D Practice having one of each in the sack, and eventually you'll be blessed with that POWERFUL one of CLitoraL/SquirTinG together. I'm surprised there are not articles all over about this one. Everyone's talking about the g spot and clit, but they're unaware of the best one of all!

I had my first one of these like a couple of weeks ago. Holy fuck.


In my experience, it takes a year of (professional, lol) squirting practice to finally achieve this ultimate goal. Lol. Good luck lady, ladies, and gentlemen.

The bastards say a females sexual prime is in her 40s. Why? Not because of her freaking body, but because of her skills. By the time you reached that age, an average girl will have had enough time to overcome the effects of female social oppression... confidence, knowing how much you actually do matter instead of wanting to know. Overcome all of the bullshit we that shapes us to unwillingly have deeper insecurities (than men, sorry it's true.) and your fucking-life will be perfect and pure.


Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Damn...

The ten days of 420 was fucking awes0me.


Monday, April 19, 2010

Blue Vagina.

I was describing to a guy. If my you know is all warmed/swelled up and I'm almost there, it actually hurts if I don't get off. I can't stand guys that don't finish the job and I can't stand woman that waste time on faking. Anyways, he said my puss must not be like other girls'. And I said:
I'm a woman that's in touch with her vagina. I understand it's complexity, feel close to it, value it, and treat it right. [:


Sunday, April 04, 2010

I like to talk about weather and weed.

Fuck.
It's windy.
I hope a volcano explodes. There's one nearby, somewhere in the Cascades Mountains, but I don't know the name.
This fuck place would flood.
I'd prefer lava. A statue of me masturbating would happen.
How swell would that be!

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